FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode II (in Fanfiction)
…science lesson. Sam: And this one is called sage. Class: Wage. Sam: No, sage. Class: Gauge. Sam: Sage. Class: Cage. Sam: Sage. Class: Page. Sam: Sage. Class: Age. Sam: Sage….
…science lesson. Sam: And this one is called sage. Class: Wage. Sam: No, sage. Class: Gauge. Sam: Sage. Class: Cage. Sam: Sage. Class: Page. Sam: Sage. Class: Age. Sam: Sage….
…He marched up to Bag End, through the door left wide open from Frodo’s flight, takes one look at the offending e-mail, still open on Frodo’s computer screen, and claps…
…shooting her way. Eowyn is also holding a blue ticket. She looks longingly at Aragorn’s red ticket, then frowns at her blue one. Eowyn: [Yelling.] Would anyone care to switch…
…the dwarves again, you know. What a lark to laugh in their face….a hobbit richer than a whole mountain of dwarves! Preposterous! GANDALF: Is business as good as all that?…
Chapter 2, Flight from the Mire. Spamdumb: Wait Mr. Author. Author: What is it, Spam? Spam: We canÂ’t fly. Why is this chapter called “Flight from the Mire”? Author: ummÂ……
…of willow. In the center of the floor was a dark opening leading to a flight of dank and mossy stone steps. Water could be heard lapping gently below. The…
…Bag End and stops in front of the gate which has a sign that says ‘No Admittance. Exception Party Business’. He walks up to the door and knocks it with…
…began with the creation of the magic pens of power. Three were given to the class of band/orchastra. Talented, and most musical of the classes. Seven, to the class of…
…enters a passageway, then down a flight of steps. Parts of the steps end into a chasm and Boromir nearly falls into it. Legolas pulls him back just before he…
…his little black book. GIMLI (muttering to himself): “Finally, a lady with some class and who doesn’t have a beard!” BOROMIR: “Um… wasn’t I supposed to get something from her…