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Gandolorin
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on: February 03, 2015 01:18
Grin, sit back and watch the fun!

WWYD if you were asked to take Tevildo to a vet to get him de-clawed?

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on: February 04, 2015 12:59
Get someone else to do it.

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on: February 04, 2015 07:06
Ask for a ride.

WWYD if you were offered a Ring of power?
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on: February 05, 2015 10:52
Recognize that someone is trying to offer me a fake. All Rings of Power, including the three mightiest after the One Ring, those of the Elves, lost all their power after the destruction of the One Ring way back at the end of the Third Age.

WWYD if someone gave you a cookbook titled "101 ways to turn a Watcher in the Water into something edible"?
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on: February 05, 2015 01:42
I would pass it along to one of my minions and have them test the recipes to see if they taste any good.

WWYD if you were the one Thingol ordered to tell the Noldor they were no longer aloud to speak Quenya?
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on: February 11, 2015 10:20
... Protest. Then, go and do it, but bring a bodyguard.

WWYD if you were offered stewardship of Gondor?
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on: February 13, 2015 02:34
Aragorn Image What a job that would be! Speaking from my Corrupted platform, just think, I could whisper "naughty" things in his ear all day long.

WWYD if you were tasked with arranging all the supplies for Bilbo and the Dwarves?
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on: February 19, 2015 11:28
Aaahhh - give them the address of the nearest Walmart?

WWYD if you were given the task, after Smaug's demise, to create an exact inventory of his hoard?
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on: February 19, 2015 12:33
Image .... nice one, Gando!

I would take on the job but only after I was assured I could keep Thorin's portion of the booty.

WWYD if you had to show the Elven King what he looks and acts like in PJ's films?
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on: February 19, 2015 01:24
Take PJ along with me.

WWYD if you were given the task to explain all that happened in LoTR to Sam's father The Gaffer? Image
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on: February 20, 2015 09:47
Take Sam along with me.

WWYD if you had to guide the Fellowship through the mines of Moria because Aragorn and Gandalf were unavailable?
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on: February 21, 2015 06:18
Bring a GPS and a flashlight. And a fire extinguisher.

WWYD if you were offered a job as the armor-polisher of the Witch King?
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on: February 22, 2015 02:07
oooh ..... a dreamed of job. Never thought I'd get the chance! Image

WWYD if you were asked to steal one of Galadriel's swan boats so you could follow the Fellowship down the Anduin?
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on: February 22, 2015 02:29
Tell whoever asked me to to get their head examined! A swan boat is about the most conspicuous thing one could use for water travel! Image

WWYD if you were asked to do the finishing paint job on Minas Tirith?
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on: February 24, 2015 04:28
Ask how much they'd pay me first.

WWYD if you had to babysit Sam's many, many children for a weekend?
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on: February 26, 2015 11:22
The youngest, Tolman (Tom) was born SR 1442. By that time, Elanor was 21, Frodo 19, and Rose 17. They would quite rightly strenuously object to being baby-sat (as would a few others too, for that matter)! But then again as with many large families, these three were very likely the substitute parents to the other ten - so I would just delegate to them (they would have much more authority than I, as a stranger, would have anyway).

WWYD if you were asked to scrub down a dirty Oliphaunt?
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on: February 26, 2015 03:28
I'd borrow a hose from an obliging fire department and let him have full blast! That'll get him clean in no time.

WWYD if you were asked to interview Saruman just after he had learned that his plan to eliminate the Fellowship had failed?
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on: February 26, 2015 04:06
Arrange a meeting for him with a therapist, then interview him. And confiscate his staff as well, just in case.

WWYD if you were asked to turn the Dead Marshes into a waterpark?
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on: February 27, 2015 07:55
I'm a Corrupted ... why would I want to do that? Anyway, IF I were to do something like that, I would just send some minions in and, voilá, Angband Water Park would be open for customers.

WWYD if you had to polish all of the armour worn by members of the Fellowship, including Frodo's mithril shirt?
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on: March 02, 2015 11:35
Gut feeling tells me the only one wearing any kind of armor before the Battle of Helm's Deep was precisely Frodo. And Mithril needs less polishing than gold - I'll take the job in Helm's Deep!!!

WWYD if you were given the job of sharpening Glamdring (Gandalf) and Sting (Frodo)?
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on: March 04, 2015 01:27
Pass it along to somebody who actually knows how to sharpen weapons.

WWYD if you had to explain to Lúthien why she can't retain her immortality just because she married a human.
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on: March 08, 2015 03:39
Say it bluntly and then...Image

WWYD If you had to exercise Sauron's werewolves?
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on: March 08, 2015 05:12
Drag them a suitable distance from the fortress, then slay them all. I am an Uncorrupted, after all.

WWYD if you had to serenade Thorin's Company on their way through Rivendell?
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on: March 08, 2015 07:43
*glares at Edhelharn* First you evict our rats, then you kill our roaches, and now you kill our werewolves! You have no sense of fun

Become a siren and lead then to their deaths!!!! (Now that is fun! Lead them off a cliff and swim away while they plummet to their deaths.)

WWYD if you just offended the Mouth of Sauron and he had a sword and you were unarmed?


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Image "Every good pirate has an alias" Felix glanced down, looking at contraption around the stump of his wrist. "Hook," he answered. "My name will be Hook."
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on: March 08, 2015 07:53
Image Mind you, being a Corrupted I could always appeal to Image Not that I would expect much clemency.

WWYD if you were tasked with preparing Elrond's next feast where the guest of honour would be Thranduil?
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on: March 08, 2015 08:05
Where did I put that box of poison?

WWYD if you had to prepare a speech for one of Elrond's councils?
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on: March 09, 2015 04:44
Writing speeches isn't my strong point... I'd probably wing it. And if it doesn't turn out right...Image

WWYD if you had to steal Earendil's Silmaril?
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on: March 09, 2015 06:05
mmm ...... I'm assuming he's up in the heavens with it so I would have to approach the Big Guy in the Void and see if he can resurrect Ancalagon to give me the wing-power I would need. Then I would .... (I'm not telling you my plans, you'll rat me out.)

WWYD if you could warn Aragorn and the Fellowship of the hardships they will face on their quests?
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on: March 09, 2015 10:34
Sit back and relax maybe get up and cause some of those hardships...

WWYD If you could destroy at least one Elven Kingdom?
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on: March 10, 2015 09:31
Well done, Corporal!

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WWYD if you could "assist" Boromir with his attempt to take the Ring?
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on: March 12, 2015 11:18
Tell him that he is worthy and it belongs to him and with it he will lead Gondor into the 4th Age. As soon as Boromir gets the Ring, I could then kill him or wait for the Nine to take him to Barad-Dur either way Sauron gets his Ring back.

WWYD if you were given the chance to rebuild Gondolin or Doriath?

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on: March 12, 2015 12:58
You'll never get a promotion asking silly questions like that one, Lieutenant.

Why would I wish to rebuild either unless, of course, the BG ordered it and then I would be most happy to reconstruct either of them in whatever way his wished.

WWYD if you were asked to destroy Minas Tirith?
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on: March 12, 2015 03:23
Refuse, obviously.

WWYD if you had to package and ship barrels of Longbottom weed to Orthanc?
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on: March 13, 2015 12:17
Give Longbottom leaf to that traitor Saruman yeah right I would send the barrels to Mordor instead.

WWYD if you were ordered to capture Gollum?
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on: March 13, 2015 03:12
I would do so forthwith. He would likely be able to give the BG valuable intel on the location of the Ring.

WWYD if Gandalf tasked you with the job of leading Frodo and Sam through the Dead Marshes?
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