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Evil~Shieldmaiden
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on: October 15, 2014 01:17
Well, I'd pack quite a few supplies since I haven't a clue where to find them and I will likely be gone quite some time.

WWYD if you had to tell Fëanor that Nerdanel has sculpted a rather unflattering statue of him?
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on: October 15, 2014 02:37
A) Would it surprise Fëanor?
B) When did she sculpt it in Valinor? Fëanor did not survive his arrival in Middle-Earth very long! So she would have to tell him in the halls of Mandos?

WWYD if Treebeard asked you to help him find the Entwives after the War of the Ring?
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on: October 18, 2014 01:38
I would be happy to take the project on: maybe I would be handsomely rewarded if I found them. (I'm a minion, what can I say?)

WWYD if you were asked to discover where Ungoliant went after the killing of the Two Trees? (I know some say she devoured herself, but I can't believe my mother would do such a thing.)
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on: October 20, 2014 12:22
Ask Manwë to check with Eru, because the latter is probably the only reliable source.

WWYD if you were asked to discover what happened to Shelob after she spiked herself on Sting?
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on: October 22, 2014 04:28
I would gladly seek her out and see if could be of help (not that I would get close enough for her to touch me, mind you).

WWYD if Manwë asked you to visit the Void to see if Sauron is there with Melkor?
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on: October 23, 2014 10:59
Tell Manwë to check with Eru; I mean, who has the hotline, anyway???

WWYD if Mandos asked you to give Fëanor some anti-aggression lessons?
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on: October 25, 2014 12:57
Well, I don't think he needs them, but I would grab the opportunity to hang out with him.

WWYD if Mandos told you to retrieve Míriel Serindë because he's had second thoughts about having released her from the Halls?
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on: October 30, 2014 01:06
Ask him if he is entirely sure that she has left the Halls.

WWYD if Manwë offered you to sit on one of his eagles while it performs a reconnaisance mission over Arda?
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on: October 31, 2014 02:36
You know the book The Wonderful Adventures of Nils Holgersson? Yep, I'd accept.

WWYD if your home could be transported into Middle-Earth (living in the same house, only in a different place)?
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on: November 02, 2014 12:32
Yes, but Nils Holgersson (by Selma Lagerlöf) sits on a domesticated goose.

I'd have to check with 63 neighbors in our house of eight upper floors, two apartments per floor and four entrances, so I would definitely have to pass.

WWYD if you were offered a three-week vacation in Middle-Earth?
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on: November 02, 2014 04:15
And the journey was across Sweden. See, basically the same thing except more epic.

Three weeks is a short time, but I'd take it.

WWYD if your favourite character from Middle-Earth came for a three-week vacation to visit YOU?
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on: November 04, 2014 02:51
Get rid of the happy yellow colour on my house and paint it black; repaint the inside to more depressing colours; and, welcome the Big Guy with open arms!

WWYD if you had a time machine that would take you to Middle-earth, or Valinor at your favourite time period?
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on: November 28, 2014 12:00
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on: November 29, 2014 05:30
Go back to the First Age, slay Feanor just after he makes the Silmarils and take them to Melkor as a gift.

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on: November 29, 2014 05:41
Hide all the spoons, remove anything of value from the house and present her with a sturdier umbrella, possibly one with a built-in sword.

WWYD if you were drafted into the Battle of Five Armies?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: November 29, 2014 10:31
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WWYD if you were asked to finally get those Wargs house-trained?
(Note: If your real name is Cesar Millan, you are automatically disqualified from answering this question.)
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on: November 29, 2014 11:59
“Discipline isn’t about showing a dog who’s boss; it’s about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.”

Quite far from Cesar's wise words, my approach would be: "Heeere good doggy, dont eat me..."

WWYD if you had to tell the Witch king you were the one who accidentaly poisoned his loyal pet/steed?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: December 02, 2014 12:04
Take Éowyn and Merry along for support when I tell him.

WWYD if Radagast asked you to help tidy up his lodgings a bit?
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on: December 03, 2014 12:50
Suit up in a de-contamination suit and get busy.

WWYD if you had to host a Balrog teaparty?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: December 04, 2014 12:11
Just bring cups, water and tea; no need for a kettle and a stove, the dears can heat up their tea in the cups by themselves.

WWYD if you were in Bilbo's place at the beginning of The Hobbit (fourteen unexpected visitors etc.).
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on: December 04, 2014 10:28
Quickly hire a catering service.

WWYD if you had to buy Christmas presents for all of the Dwarves in The Hobbit?

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on: December 05, 2014 11:31
Buy most of them beard combs or shiny trinkets.

WWYD if you had to convince Denethor to see a therapist?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: December 05, 2014 12:57
Send him a letter first (from far away) and have spies tell me of his reaction.

WWYD if you had to convince Fëanor to see a therapist?
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on: December 05, 2014 06:49
I would ask one of his sons to deliver the message.

WWYD if you had to cook dinner for all of the Orcs in Mordor?
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on: December 22, 2014 03:38
I'd walk around stabbing a random orc every so often and let them eat the dead ones.

WWYD if you had to buy a Christmas present for Sauron? (It cannot be the One Ring)

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: December 22, 2014 05:46
I would give him a patch for his eye so he could get some sleep.

WWYD if you had to buy a Christmas present for Aragorn?
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on: December 23, 2014 10:44
IMMEDIATELY delgate the task to Lindarielwen!

WWYD if you had to buy a Christmas present for Tevildo?
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on: December 23, 2014 11:51
Easy, peasy .....

I would buy him a huge bag of catnip, and a brand new self-cleaning litter box.

WWYD if you had to buy a Christmas gift for Tom Bombadil?
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on: December 23, 2014 04:55
Ask Goldberry and then endure her hysterical laughter.
TB does not need any gifts.

WWYD if you had to buy a Christmas gift for Treebeard?
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on: December 24, 2014 11:59
I would buy him several sets of LED Christmas lights so he could get himself all spiffed up for the holidays.

WWYD if you had to buy a gift for the Watcher in the Water?
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on: December 24, 2014 04:05
Check out the fish market.

WWYD if you had to buy a gift for Beorn?
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on: December 25, 2014 03:15
A pot of honey and a nice plump hiker.

WWYD if you had to buy a gift for Saruman?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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on: December 26, 2014 01:59
Image .... most excellent response, Sarniel!

A life-time gift certificate to the laundry of his choice.

WWYD if you had to go New Year's partying with Pippin?
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on: December 29, 2014 12:12
Ask him first which New Year he means: Shire calendar, Third Age, Fourth Age ...

Whom would you hire to take care of the New Year's fireworks in ME if Gandalf was not available?
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on: December 30, 2014 09:02
Thank you

Probably a Balrog, all that fire and smoke has to count for something.

WWYD if a drunk cave troll crashed your New Year's party?
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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