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Cenor
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on: September 20, 2014 01:14
Take them on a field trip to the Shire.

WWYD if Denethor asked you to look into the Palantir?
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on: September 20, 2014 02:09
Tell him the thing needs a much bigger screen, and if advertising were allowed as a source of financing, the programming could be diversified greatly form the monotonous stuff running in it so far.

WWYD if The Mouth Of Sauron offered you his services as your spokesman in public?
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on: September 24, 2014 02:36
... send him to an Orthodontist for some serious dental work before allowing him to be seen in public.

WWYD if Sam asked you to go mushroom picking with him?
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on: September 25, 2014 12:23
Carry the basket for him! I'm sure he knows his mushrooms about as well as Radagast does!

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on: September 25, 2014 06:40
Since fishing is one of my very favourite things to do, I would happily accompany him but I would definitely take a rod and reel

WWYD if Sam offered to teach you how to hunt coneys?
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on: September 26, 2014 11:41
1. I do not wish to hunt them, as I feed them from our balcony occasionally.
2. Sam's a gardener and cook, so he mostly deals with stuff that can's run away.
3. As I belong to the Big Folk, I'd make a racket while stalking to disgust him immediately.

So yes, I'd take up his offer, knowing it was hopeless!

WWYD if Sam offered to teach you how to do gardening?
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on: September 28, 2014 01:07
Since I'm an avid gardener, I would love a few tips and would readily join him in his garden.

WWYD if Sauron offered you the opportunity to watch him cast the One Ring?
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on: September 29, 2014 03:26
I better answer this before a uncorrupted says that they would push Sauron onto Mt Doom with his Ring

I would take up Sauron's offer and watch him create the Ring

WWYD if Morgoth offered you a seat next to Hurin?
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on: September 29, 2014 07:15
I would accept then kill Hurin when I could catch him offguard. Teach you to defy Morgoth.

WWYD if Sauron told you to be his bodyguard?
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on: September 30, 2014 11:17
Accept, then betray him. He would only be tasting his own medicine.

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on: September 30, 2014 11:47
I'd use my friend as a human shield.

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on: September 30, 2014 12:26
I would try to kill as many elves as I could and start as many fires as was possible.

WWYD if you were given a fell beast?
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on: September 30, 2014 01:21
Train it to berserk whenever it saw or smelled or whatever one of the corrupteds.

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on: September 30, 2014 03:28
Awwww hi cutie!

WWYD if Sauron ordered your execution?
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on: October 01, 2014 02:10
As him "Have you met my specially trained fell beast?" Image

WWYD if Sauron decided you don't have to be ill-mannered to be evil (because polite evilness can be ever creepier) and issued an all-hands order to take manners courses?
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on: October 02, 2014 02:56
I would have his head examined .... on the sly, of course.

WWYD if Morgoth offered you one of the Sils if you betrayed the Uncorrupted?
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on: October 02, 2014 03:02
Welcome back, missed ya, E~S!

Ask him "s'matter, thingy getting too hot in your crown? Boo-hoo."

WWYD if a frustrated Balrog confessed to you that he would like nothing better than ballet lessons?
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on: October 04, 2014 11:43
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Send him to the physiatrist.

WWYD if you were given the job of raising Wargs?
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on: October 04, 2014 01:25
Call in Cesar Millan, he can train ANY pooches.

WWYD if you were offered a job as a teacher at a Hobbit school?
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on: October 04, 2014 02:56
Pass up a chance to "corrupt" a few Hobbits, I think not!

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on: October 04, 2014 07:37
Tell him to contact his friends Gimli and Legolas, they're much better at such stuff.

WWYD if you were offered a job as a teacher at an Orc school?
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on: October 05, 2014 06:27
I would jump at the opportunity to instill the work ethic and moral values we corrupteds live by. After all, the great Sauron said: "Give a minion an evil education when it's young, and you'll have a useful tool for the whole of its life."

WWYD if you had the chance to be in the front lines during the War of the Last Alliance to see the One Ring removed from Sauron's finger?
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on: October 06, 2014 05:09
As a member of the Corrupted faction I would gladly stab Isildur in the back and take the Ring for safe keeping until Sauron was ready for it.

WWYD if Feanor had given you a fourth Silmaril in secret?
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on: October 06, 2014 11:38
I would hug it and squeeze it and whisper *Feanor touched this* in secret at night like a stalker.

WWYD if You had to go through the Paths of the Dead with Aragorn and the others?
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on: October 06, 2014 04:51
Well done, L_S .... the sentiment expressed in your answer brought tears to my eyes.

I would love to .... I might get some Halloween decorating ideas.

WWYD if you had to spend a year travelling with the Corsairs of Umbar?
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on: October 08, 2014 06:46
Use the time wisely gathering intelligence for the good guys.

WWYD if you were captured by Tom, Bert and William and made to be their cook?
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on: October 09, 2014 11:28
Use Éowyn's recipes to make them - perhaps - turn to stone without the sun, or at least get so sick that I can escape them very quickly.

WWYD if you were offered the job as a tracker Orc?
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on: October 10, 2014 11:36
Well, it would be distinct improvement over being just a maggot, so I would accept the job with alacrity.

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on: October 10, 2014 02:00
I would accept then tell the Orcs all the secrets I gained from the other side.

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on: October 11, 2014 02:56
Put on my dancing shoes and sharpen my weapons.

WWYD if you were invited to an all-you-can-eat banquet at Bag End?
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on: October 12, 2014 05:50
I will attend the banquet only to retrieve the Ring for Sauron. Perhaps I may also make a toast to Morgoth.

WWYD if Gandalf asked you to come to Dol Guldur with him?
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on: October 12, 2014 05:32
I would gladly accompany him so that I can deliver him personally to The Big Eye ... er, Guy.

WWYD if you were asked to retrieve a treasure from Smaug's hoard?
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on: October 14, 2014 01:41
Ask in return "Do I look like Bilbo Baggins?"

WWYD as a barber desperately in need of a job to convince the Dwarves that trimmed beards are in?
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on: October 14, 2014 03:05
I would point out the various styles worn by The Hobbit Dwarves and suggest that those more contemporary styles might look better than the current unkempt bushy style: especially on the female Dwarves.

WWYD if you had to tell Legolas that he should really dye his hair dark to better reflect the likely maternal part of his heritage?
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on: October 15, 2014 09:41
Sure, I would do my best to convince him, bring in family trees and genetic theories and all. But if he really refuses, I won't make a fuss.

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