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findemaxam48
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on: August 03, 2013 05:06
What was the true reason behind why they let Bill the Pony go into the wild before they entered Moria?

They left him as sacrifice for any unfriendly Orcs nearby

Why does Gandalf wear a pointy hat?
We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.
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on: August 04, 2013 10:26
Because he believes aliens have landed and it will give him the ability to communicate with them.

Why did Aragorn carry broken Narsil with him?

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on: August 04, 2013 03:44
It gives him comfort, similar to the effect of a security blanket

Why do dwarves covet gold?

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on: August 14, 2013 04:36
Because its shiny enough that they can see to braid their beards in it.

Why do Dwarves braid their beards?
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on: August 15, 2013 01:40
.... to keep them out of their drinking cups.

How do dwarves meet their wives?
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on: August 15, 2013 08:25
Through online dating sites run by the Elves

Why do Elves wear such fancy clothing?

"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: August 16, 2013 09:08
... so they stand out in forested situations; that way they're not actually shot by their comrades by mistake.

Why did Gandalf let his beard grow so long?
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on: August 17, 2013 10:45
Because he wanted his beard braided like Saruman did in the Fortunately, Unfortunately Forum.

Why is Radagast so anti-social?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: August 17, 2013 11:44
Because when he was little everyone told him he was adorable, which he hated, so he decided to only socialize with animals when he grew up.

Why does Saruman turn bad?
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on: August 17, 2013 11:48
Because he heard that the Dark Side had cookies Courtesy of Sauron, Darth Vader's grandpa, of course.

Why won't Eowyn ever braid her hair?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: August 17, 2013 11:58
Because Faramir hates braids.

Why wasn't Arwen in the Battle of Helms Deep?
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on: August 17, 2013 12:27
Because she was in a secret council with the Nine Ringwraiths, and the Witch King is her secret admirer

Why wasn't Sam invited to the Council of Elrond?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: August 18, 2013 02:59
Because he was busy making his special garlic mashed potatoes for the evening meal.

Why did Legolas have such excellent eyesight?
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on: August 20, 2013 08:16
Because when he was a boy, the Elves did secret testing on him to see if their top physicians could improve Elf eyesight. He was their guinea pig, and, lucky for him, the experiment was a success.

Why do Hobbits have such hairy feet, but no beards??
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: August 20, 2013 02:12
It stresses them out that they could look similar to dwarves.

Why does the Fellowship make Bill the Pony carry all of their supplies?
We were one in the same, running like moths to the flame. You'd hang on every word I'd say, but now they only ricochet.
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on: August 20, 2013 03:52
..... because Sam flatly refused to.

Why did Gimli hate horse-back riding?
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on: August 22, 2013 07:14
When he was young, his exhasperated father told him that if he didn;t quiet down, a horse would come and trample him.

Why does Pippin love mushrooms?
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on: August 24, 2013 06:55
Because when he was a baby his mother fed him mushrooms all the time.

Why was Aragorn able to tame Brego?
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on: August 24, 2013 07:39
Because he's not really a Ranger; he's actually a horse whisperer by trade.

How did Gimli manage to cross the Bridge of Khazad-dûm when it was collapsing?
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on: September 01, 2013 10:45
He has been blessed with the gift of long jumping.

Why does Fili put braids in his hair?
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on: September 01, 2013 09:18
To make it easier for his friends to pull him out of tight spaces.

Why does Thorin wear such a colourful cloak?
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on: September 02, 2013 12:00
Because the colors distract and comfort him when he is lonely and afraid.

Why is Pippin so amazed that "it comes in pints!?"
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on: September 02, 2013 01:04
He thought it only came in mugs.

Why does Galadriel glow green?
If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: September 02, 2013 01:31
Becasue the color does wonders for her complexion.

Why does Arwen have an Evenstar?
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on: September 02, 2013 02:02
Because she kidnapped the real Arwen, and the Evenstar was the only way that Elrond would be tricked into thinking that she was the real Arwen.

Why is Legolas always so concerned about his hair?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: September 02, 2013 05:56
Because he's worried that everybody thinks his father's hair is more beautiful.

Why does Aragorn wear such a tatty coat?

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on: September 03, 2013 01:10
So that his eventual transformation into a King will be more dramatic!

Why did Saruman start wearing robes of many colours?
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on: September 03, 2013 04:11
Because he decided that other colors are cooler then plain white!

Why do Dwarves have beards?
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on: September 03, 2013 05:17
Because their faces are to ugly when they don't have them!

Why is Aragorn's crown so big?
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on: September 03, 2013 10:42
..... to fit his head which got so large from reading all the accolades the fangirls mailed him.

Why did Legolas offer Gimli a box to stand on?



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on: September 04, 2013 12:17
So he could try and push Gimli over the wall.

Why did the Fellowship go through Moria?
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on: September 04, 2013 12:41
For a sightseeing tour. It's quite the most scenic road to take to Lothlorien.

What happened to Legolas' camera on this tour?
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on: September 04, 2013 11:35
He dropped it when the Balrog appeared and Boromir accidentally stepped on it thus ruining the chance for them to be able to reminisce about the trip later.

What really happened when the cave troll appeared?
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on: September 04, 2013 12:14
Behind the scenes, he actually started a dance party, and everyone began to dance. His favorite was the Cha Cha Slide

What's the real reason for Arwen not wanting to leave Middle Earth (it surely wasn't Aragorn )?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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on: September 04, 2013 01:29
She thought Rivendell was to pretty to leave, and the food was sooo good! (and all this time they made us think it was Aragorn.)

Why are orcs so dreadfully ugly?
“That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.” – Sam “Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.” – Galadriel
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