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lotrelessar94
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on: September 05, 2013 08:25
Because they were once beautiful, but then some mean people dumped some toxic waste in their homeland, and the chemicals turned them all black and green and ugly

What was Gandalf's job before he became a wizard??
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on: September 05, 2013 02:47
He was a peddler that would sell buttons.

Why did Merry wear a vest?
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on: September 05, 2013 08:31
Because he needed some place to keep the fishing flies Gollum made for him.

Where did Aragorn and Arwen go on their honeymoon?
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on: September 06, 2013 12:09
Dol Guldor. They wanted to stay in a haunted house.

Why did they want a spooky honeymoon?
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on: September 06, 2013 06:23
Because Aragorn is a very superstitious guy, and he likes seeing ghosts and all sorts of weird creatures

Why did Gandalf talk to a moth (of all things) to get down from the top of Orthanc?
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on: September 06, 2013 11:48
He had nothing better to do.

Why did Legolas slide down the stairs on a shield?
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on: September 06, 2013 11:53
Because he knew he would look incredibly epic.

Why did Merry and Pippin run into the orcs arms after Boromir died?
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on: September 06, 2013 12:58
Because they needed someone to comfort them, and the orcs were the only ones there at the time.

Why did the black riders wear black?
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on: September 06, 2013 02:53
Because when their wardrobes were being made WAY before they were called "Black Riders," their stylists gave them white robes (like Jesus). They were so happy they could be dressed in white, so they frolicked around in the sunshine on Middle Earth until they fell into a hot black muck pile. This dyed their entire outfit black and also melted away their faces and skin so all that was left was the robe that was somehow magically still floating on them. When they went to go back to their stylists for a new outfit, they all ran away screaming because they didn't recognize them anymore. The men were then called, "Black Riders" from then on and hated the way they looked (and sounded because of how the black muck damaged their vocal chords and lungs) They were to nervous to go back in public because of how people make fun of them. They are also very fond of matching and coordinating so they spray painted their horses black (and gave them red glowing contacts) which may have effected their skin..........................

Why did Aragorn become a Ranger?

(Is anyone reading ^ this? It's quite funny!)

[Edited on 09/16/2013 by RodwenAravilui5136]
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on: September 06, 2013 09:05
Because he thought that outdoors was so much nicer then a stuffy ole throne room!

Why do Dwarves like meat so much?
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on: September 07, 2013 02:23
Because it's really difficult to grow veggies inside caves, whereas cattle don't mind so much.

Why did Gimli decide he wanted to be Lord of the Glittering Caves?
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on: September 07, 2013 02:43
Because he loves sparkly things!

Why does it take the Ents so long to say anything?
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on: September 07, 2013 03:53
Because they are soooo very tired all the time.

Why does Shadowfax like Gandalf so much?
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on: September 07, 2013 05:22
Because he is white and so is Gandalf.

Why is Gollum so creepy?

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on: September 08, 2013 12:50
Because he used to work in a haunted house, and he has perfected the ways of creeping people out!

Why do the Elves leave Middle Earth?
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on: September 08, 2013 01:40
Because the wine supplies have run out.

Why did the Balrog decide to go to Moria?
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on: September 08, 2013 03:17
Because he thought no one liked him, so he wanted to go someplace where he would almost never see anyone.

Why is the Balrog so fiery?
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on: September 08, 2013 04:02
He ate too much hot sauce as a baby Balrog.

Why do Hobbits have circular doors?
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on: September 08, 2013 05:25
Because they like circles!

Why do Elves have pointed ears?
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on: September 09, 2013 12:19
Because they would get in trouble when they were little, and an adult would pull them by their ears. Now they have pointed ears and are very well behaved

Why are Dwarves the shortest race in Middle Earth?
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on: September 10, 2013 02:32
..... because when Aulë created them he forgot to add a stature chromosome to their DNA.

Why do Elves long to go over the sea?
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on: September 10, 2013 03:32
Because the sea is so big and shiny! They want to see what is on the other side of it!

Why do the Hobbits like to eat so much?
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on: September 10, 2013 04:59
They are born very hungry, and they never grow out of it

Why does Saruman become a bad guy?
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on: September 11, 2013 05:34
He became to grumpy so Gandalf kicked him out of the White Council

Why does Denethor like Boromir more than Faramir?
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on: September 11, 2013 06:26
Because Boromir's hair was messier.

Why did Gandalf say, "Fly, you fools!"?
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on: September 11, 2013 01:14
Because if someone in the Fellowship had taken flying lessons, it would have been a whole lot more simple to drop the Ring into Mount Doom.

Why did the orcs kill Boromir?
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on: September 11, 2013 04:22
Because they were jealous of how handsome he was!

Why did Gandalf become Gandalf the white?
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on: September 11, 2013 04:49
...... because he ran into Pepe Le Pew's erstwhile girlfriend who told him that white is the "in" colour for wizards.

Why did Aragorn decide to change his name (again) when he became the King?
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on: September 11, 2013 08:15
Because he thought that his old name was to out-dated.

Why do all the Elves have long hair?
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on: September 12, 2013 12:55
Because they secretly love how the Dwarves braid their hair, so the Elves grow theirs out so they can do the same!

Why does Grima follow Eowyn around?
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on: September 14, 2013 10:37
Because she reminded him of his mother.

Why was Arwen so pretty?
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on: September 14, 2013 03:32
Because she had plastic surgery done. She was once a HIDDEOUS Elf (if there is such a thing, she was it.)

Why is Sam so amazed to see an oliphaunt?
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on: September 14, 2013 07:42
Because they're so much smaller than he was led to believe they were .... scarcely the size of a donkey.

Why does Gollum like riddles so much?
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on: September 15, 2013 12:24
His first job was playing the Riddler in the Batman movies

Why are men so easily corrupted?
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on: September 15, 2013 11:35
Well, because they have a love for cookies and other sweet things, so they are easily tempted if they are first offered a sweet. After that, they become very greedy for anything they can get their hands on.

Why are the Elves the only immortal creatures in Middle Earth?
"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!"
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