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on: May 08, 2015 03:29
Dear Diary,

now what is FBCU #4 whining about??? Strike or no strike, we clean up after the lumpy hose-nose blobs (now what was their official name?), and they are MUCH larger than the dragon-thingys. I mean, we are considering recruiting Trolls to help us out. Whiny wimp!

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on: May 08, 2015 12:55
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Dear Diary,

Boy, we couldn't believe it when we got back from our wee "holiday". The fell beasts were being catered to like you wouldn't believe. I mean, we just let them fend for themselves.

The fools actually put them in the stables and then had to clean up after them. Apparently they didn't realize that they're trained to fly to an uninhabited area to do their business when they're kept outside.

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on: May 13, 2015 05:35
Dear Diary,

I wish our riders and our stable-hands could finally get it sorted out who is responsible for what! And whatever their decision might be, I very much hope it gets us out of the common stables with these lumpy hose-nose blobs!

And as for the "uninhabited area" where we were supposed to do our "business" - have any of those screechers been there recently and noticed the kind of anti-flying-things weapons they have installed there???

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on: May 26, 2015 12:22
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Can't believe this. Ada actually tried to make me sail. Saw cute kid, and then realized Aragorn had my special lipstick, so went back. Hands are cold cause I was throwing snow at the twins. Ada upset. Ask him to re-forge sword thingy, so I could go give it to Aragorn, but no! Ada did it himself! now stuck in room. Again!!

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on: May 26, 2015 01:15
Dear Diary,

Arwen threw a hissy fit again today because I didn't let her ride to give the sword to Aragorn. As if I'd let her do it. I can't even rely on her to ride to the ships without getting distracted. She claims she saw a kid in the middle of the forest - was she hallucinating? It would be bad for my reputation if "the greatest healer in Middle Earth's" own daughter had an illness I didn't catch. Should check it out sometime soon.

In the meantime, am sitting in Theoden's tent waiting for Aragorn to show up. Idiot boy was always late.

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on: May 27, 2015 10:00
Dear Diary

Here I am trying to get a fighting force together and along comes some Elf saying he has to speak to Aragorn. Pardon me for breathing, I'm only King of Rohan. He told me to leave the tent! The cheek of the man... Elf, whatever. Well I don't care what they were saying. I wouldn't mind if Aragorn went off somewhere, insufferable upstart. I wouldn't even care if he went down the Paths of the Dead. Not really, that's a bit too much.

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on: May 28, 2015 10:34
Dear diary.

Elrond came all this way to give me a sword. And a big long lecture on how I'm the hope of the world and all. He also sat me down and gave a big fuss about Arwen. He mentioned something about 'illness.' Got letter from Arwen about Elrond being mean, and I sent back saying I understand.

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on: June 04, 2015 06:50
Dear Diary,

A Elbereth, preserve me! All I had to do was make sure Arwen caught her ship. Of course she is an adult and can do her own traveling, but Lord Elrond will always think of her as his little girl, so he asked me to escort her as a favor. I thought, no problem, right? Then she gets this spacey look like she's just seen a vision in the middle of the forest, and gallops away without even telling me where she's going! I don't have a horse, so I can't even go after her to ask what's going on. Arwen is probably back at Rivendell by now, I'm doomed. My first thought was, get to the Havens ASAP and take the first ship to Eldamar. BUT then I realized I'd have to answer to Celebrian! If you think Lord Elrond can be scary, you clearly haven't met his wife. I wonder if people will miss me as much as Nimrodel if I just disappear?

Woe is me,
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on: June 06, 2015 11:01
Dear Diary,

Aragorn got a shiny new sword today. Then he went and got his horse. I asked him what he was doing, but he just told me to stay put. I mean, I was just asking. No need to get uppity. And then he told me he couldn't give me what I was looking for. What? What was I looking for? Is there something I don't know?

Oh, wait. He didn't actually think I liked him, did he? Ha! Scruffy, unshaved, oily-haired Ranger. I've been dreaming, though... a nice guy, brownish-blonde, wavy hair, maybe a prince or something. Like... a steward of Gondor. Or his son. That'd be nice.

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on: June 12, 2015 12:25
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Dear Diary,

of course, yes, I did not want to be left behind in Dunharrow. But Dernhelm (did Éowyn think she could really fool me for long?) seems to be a tad on the suicidal side. I mean, she - yes she - might actually attack a Nazgûl or something dangerous like that!

Very worried Merry.
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on: June 12, 2015 07:42
Thanks Gando!

Dear Diary,

Gandalf dragged me halfway across Middle-Earth here to Gondor. Much too white and shiny for my tastes. I asked if he had any shades, and he called me a Fool of a Took. It hurt my feelings a lot. Then Denethor yelled at us about Boromir and then Gandalf yelled at me for telling the truth to Denethor. Honestly, these people are insane. And tomorrow I get to be enlisted for a dangerous climbing expedition. What'd I ever do to get all this bad luck?

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on: June 13, 2015 03:24
Dear Diary,

I'm having difficulty writing, 'cause I still feel a little woozy. Apparently I'm in Minas Tirith, in some kind of hospital.

But my fears from my previous entry were confirmed! Éowyn actually did attack a Nazgûl - the number one biggie no less, apparently. Well, OK, he started it, attacking her uncle Théoden. Luckily, he ignored me, so I was able to stab him in the back of the knee (pretty much as high up as I could get). He let out quite a yell, the wimp! I mean, what could have been worse that the shock my arm got, I don't think being struck by lightning could be worse (not that I'm keen on a comparison!).

Anyway, this gave Éowyn the chance to stab her sword into - errr - where his face would have been were it visible. About the last I remember is his crumpling up like nothing I've ever seen before - that was it for him. Seems our swords did pretty much the same, though mine (OK, OK, for Big People it would probably have been a dagger - stop nitpicking!) seemed to hold up a bit better.

Éowyn is also somewhere in this place, also recovering. And would you believe it, dear ol' Strider was the one who had very much to do with healing us. The guy is continually full of surprises!

Well, got to catch some more sleep.

Very tired Merry.
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on: June 15, 2015 05:29
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Dear Diary,


Apparently I was healed by Aragorn's propensity for using athelas as a cure-all for just about everything. I feel amazingly good, if a bit tired.

It's a total bummer to know I don't stand a chance with him, but there's a really cute guy hanging around that has been giving me the 'glad eye'. Maybe I'll take a stroll and see if he approaches me.

Éowyn

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on: June 16, 2015 04:37
Dear Diary,

well, I'm feeling much better, so I've been up and around quite a bit. And what do you know, Éowyn is also feeling better and has been taking walks, and meets some dude apparently from Minas Tirith. Haven't quite caught the name, he vaguely resembles Boromir, but seems to be more noble are far as I can tell. And É seems to be of the same opinion. What I think I picked up somewhere is that he also had some kind of fracas with the now defunct Nazgûl number one biggie. Shared experiences - well, well, well ...

Intrigued Merry.
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on: June 21, 2015 09:37
Dear Diary,

I got in a fight with the Dwarf over the Oliphant, and am now looked in a very small closet. Am waiting for Aragorn to rescue me. Anyway, have counted dustballs for fun, found 8,394. Wow. I am very cramped, and saw through the crack in the wall Eowyn walking around with strange guy. Called for help, but they ignored me. Anyway, it is getting too dark to write now, so I close my book.

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on: June 23, 2015 04:48
Dear Diary,

I have nae any idea what's got into yon laddie. Counted 8,394 dust balls in the closet. And they ken Elves are brighter than Dwarves. Besides I've now taken the Oliphaunt and hidden him so the lad can't find him.

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on: June 23, 2015 06:49
Dear Diary,

Was walking with cute girl from the Houses of Healing today. Heard a strange noise and would have investigated, but Aragorn was walking in the other direction and I didn't want him to see me digging in a broom closet. It's undignified. Plus, the girl is really cute and I don't want to make a bad impression.

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Dear diary,
I'm still locked in this closet. I am getting very thirsty, and have tried banging on the door, but to no avail. I will really get that dwarf if I get out. I really think I'm meant to die here though.

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on: June 28, 2015 09:24
Dear diary,

Uncle really confuses us nephews names up quite frequently. Example? Well today we are struggling down this very narrow path and it is raining lions and wargs. Then, out of nowhere, come these stone giants (yes they are real I have seen them). Kili and I get seperated (I really don't like it when this happens, Kili always gets in big trouble when I am away) and we ended up on different legs of this stone giant. The giant's head got knocked off and before you could shout "Goblin!" we were crashing into the mountainside. We get knocked onto a ledge in a heap. Uncle's voice comes from the ledge and guess what he says??
"Kili!"
Excuse me, but my name is Fili, yeah I forgot to put my nametag on sorry. I wish Uncle would get our names right.

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on: June 29, 2015 03:22
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What's with the stupid riddles? All I want to do is get out of this depressing place and the scrawny thing wants to have a riddle contest. Not to mention he keeps going on about his ring which he lost. You know what I say: Finders Keepers Losers Weepers. It's mine now and I'm not giving it back .... riddle, or no riddle.

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on: June 29, 2015 09:16
Dear Diary,

Have sat here for so long, have fallen asleep with myself. I feel so rich, but am staring to get bored, I think I will wake up, give speech about revenge, give myself a gold bath and then go to my final battle.

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on: July 01, 2015 06:01
Dear Diary,

I don't understand why we keep leaving the trail. Now we're slogging through a swamp and swatting neekerbreekers by the zillions. I know Gandalf has great faith in this Ranger of his, but he doesn't seem to have a clue as to where he's going. At this rate, I'll never get to see them elves he keeps talking about.

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on: July 05, 2015 02:10
Dear Diary,

I am starting to get the distinct feeling there may be something to the "innate if hidden toughness" of these runts that Elrond kept talking about. I mean, I take them into the worst part of the Midgewater Marshes that I know, and what happens? Oh yes, they're complaining, but did a single one of them decide to turn back and relieve me of the burden of their company? No-ho!

I may be stuck with them for a whole lot longer than I bargained for.

Mystified Aragorn.
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on: July 05, 2015 05:38
Dear Diary,

Don't know why I'm putting up with this strider guy, he tried to get us eaten, then killed by wraiths, and found Merry half-dead with hunger. I'm staring to wonder why we aren't dead yet. Well I got to go since Strider is running us very hard suddenly.

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on: July 08, 2015 06:29
Dear Diary,

Just a quick note. We've finally reached some place called Amon Sul and we're just about to cook us up some bacon and (hopefully) taters.

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on: July 11, 2015 01:01
Dear Diary,

we're probably being pursued by Ringwraiths, and all these Hobbits can think of at the top of Weathertop is eating! I mean, if I'd let them have their way with their six (or was that seven?) meals each day, with a stop for cooking each time, it would take us a year to get to Rivendell!

Just heard something suspicious, this could be trouble.
At least that stupid cooking fire might be useful for lighting torches ...

Worried Aragorn.
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on: July 11, 2015 04:09
Dear diary

After being killed by that useless Wormtongue I was thrown into this abysmal place called the Void. I mean why didn't the Valar offer me a second chance its not fair both Morgoth and Sauron were given multiple chances.
Although its funny watching Melkor and Gothmog taking turns trying to bash down the Voids door. Sauron on the other hand is keeping to himself I think he is up to something I wonder if that deceiving Maia actually has a key to unlock the door and is just biding his time.

Saruman
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Dear Diary,

this is almost as bad as Fëanor and his sons way back when. When will Melkor and his deranged minions finally realize that the doors of the void are not of our Valarian making, but constructed by Eru? Ah well, they are taking lots of lumps by bashing themselves against these doors, likely Eru's punishment for them.

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on: July 17, 2015 09:17
Dear Diary,

Well, I'm so bored I can't stand myself. Sitting around just musing about my faults (as if I actually have any) and pretending to redeem myself is getting pretty stale. Not to mention I'm stuck here until some kind of Armageddon takes place and I'm expect me to 'save the world' by breaking open my precious jewels (as if that's going to happen).

Don't even get to see the boys any longer as they've finally been released due to "good behaviour" (as if that means anything these days). Maglor went first: hardly had to spend any time here as he "punished himself" by fading (as if that's possible) and Maedhros managed to become Mandos' "fair-haired" boy by being "indispensable" .... talk about being a pair of namby-pambys!

I wonder what happened to the lizards? At least there was some excitement when they were around.

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on: July 18, 2015 11:42
Dear Diary,
This is only a short entry, more of a question that has been bugging me for a while now.
What would have happened if Deagol had just put the Ring in his pocket without showing Smeagol. I should ask Gandalf.

Frodo
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Dear Diary,

just told Frodo that Déagol did not have any pockets. I mean, this was a long time before even Bilbo's quest to Erebor, and maybe the Hobbits of around 3000 TA (or 1400 SR) did not realize that the Hobbits five hundred years before them, and on the wrong (Eastern) side of the Misty Mountains, were not quite so civilized as they (on the Western side) thought themselves to be.

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on: July 22, 2015 12:36
Dear Diary,

Gandalf is a big grump. He is forcing me to ride with him to Gondor just because I looked at that stone thing. By rights it should be mine and as we Hobbits say back in the Shire finders keepers.
Perhaps Gandalf is jealous because I got to talk to Sauron who I might add doesn't seem to be a bad bloke as he offered me my own pub in exchange all I had to do was mention Frodo and the Ring which I was about to but Grumpy Gandalf took the stone away before I could say anything.
(hopefully Gandalf doesn't read this)

Pippin
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Dear Diary,

There seems to be a lot of conflict between Pippin and Gandalf and I'm not sure how to handle it. Perhaps I should speak to Aragorn. He always seems to have good solutions to problems. I have enough on my plate right now and I don't want to have to deal with in-fighting amongst my friends.

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on: August 02, 2015 10:19
Dear diary,

still stuck in closet, and have determined to kill the next person to come near me. getting awfully cramped.

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Dear Diary,

Found Legolas stuck in a closet. Boy was he was very mad. Gimli is gonna get it now.

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