…Sam in a boat) *** ELROND: Reason number 567 why you shouldn’t marry Aragorn: I don’t like him. ARWEN: I had not noticed. ELROND: Reason number 4,109 why you shouldn’t…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…Valinor. They canÂ’t come back here and enjoy the freedoms that they once had. Not saying that one isnÂ’t free in Valinor, but they canÂ’t come back to Middle-earth. Buffy…
A/N: I NEED a beta reader. Well I think I need one! Please tell me if you could read PippinÂ’s email or not. IÂ’m worried people canÂ’t. On your way…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…Ok tell me all you know about the Loogie Lessons!!! Pippin begins to explain but he is interrupted again… PAGE PAGE Sauron: My pager…another emergency! *grabs cell phone* Did you…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…We canÂ’t ignore that fact. It is imperative that we get as many people out of the line of fire beforehand. You donÂ’t understand politics. Especially when weÂ’re dealing with…
…of seconds the two were already off at full speed, as if the entire hoards of Mordor were upon. Which, in a way, they were. I canÂ’t run anymore, Pippin…
…and so is making herself fall in love with this person, and she lashed out at you because she knows you‘re right and can‘t admit it to herself.” “How dÂ’you…