Disclaimer: I don’t own LotR OR Disney World. I don’t own any of the attractions mentioned in here, either. Darnit… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The last time the Fellowship (and company) went to…
…and eating chips and dip and Oreos… I don’t own any of Tolkien’s characters, places, events, languages, etc. but this story has more elements to it, so… Chapter One: A…
…took maybe 2 or 3 weeks, though not working every night. These were made in two layers, the top layer of harder thick leather, and the bottom layer (including straps)…
…“Perhaps the Midsummer heat proves too much for you, lady. As I have said, he is both quick and cheap.” Aragorn started to come to his wifeÂ’s defence, but a…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…Santa son of Claus laughed a deep evil belly laugh. He intended for it to come out ‘Mwa ha ha ha ha!’ (everyone knows only old Romanian Counts can do…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…figurines and reproduction jewelry. Even if LOTR had not been a box office success, New Line Cinema was sure to recoup their original layout in official merchandising sales alone. In…
…yet weary look. They continued wearily on. Finally, they stood on top of the hill and looked wearily all around. All they could see was landscape, landscape, and more landscape….
…“Wha?” The entire pub laughed. “Good practice for comic relief, lad. Anyway, this Blowdry lost his parents due to a row over a cheesecake of some sort. They had been…