Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… REVERSED: Chapter Four (in Fanfiction)
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…phone away from Arwen, but she clung tighter. “NO, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!” she yelled, but Sam had clicked off her cell phone. Arwen sobbed, hysterically. “How could you…
…this was the fastest way to acquire it. Although he was familiar with the dynamics of hypnotherapy and had used it on a number of occasions, he felt a certain…
…the final chapter. Enjoy! Chapter four: Number 3 Bagshot Row Frodo bounded from the cart along with two elder hobbits who knew the Gamgees. He met them at the inn…
Dual number We already know three forms in which a noun can appear: singular, plural and partitive plural. Quenya however still has a fourth form: the dual. The dual number…
The Funniship of the Ring – Book 1 ‘In Which Four Blobbits Are Duped, Mortified, And Otherwise Robbed, Belittled And Wearied’ “Well, Hoho,” said Handoff the Gloomy to his friend…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
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…her wake did he Pursue and call her ardently: “Fair Arien, be mine!” Arien halted not her flight, But turned her eyes; and now She looked upon the earnest wight…
Flight to Sanctuary The year was ever turning in its circle and spring had come again to Rivendell. Buds opened like white and pink gifts from the Valar on the…