…Male American, President Taylor, Phillip: Male American, Teenager White, Sean: Male American, Leader of the Imperial Order Winn, Erika: Female Australian, Niece of Theodore Winn, Evan: Male Australian, Nephew of…
…the passing of another millennia, he knew it was time to act. Convincing Elladan and Elrohir to accompany him, Legolas was determined to find Mithrandir almost as much as he…
…nobody can tell apart (usually seen eating), and one with a beard and awesome shades; four others, one with pointy ears and a flawless complexion and hair, one with a…
The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction A parody by ESM PROLOGUE: Once upon a time, there was a man named Hesildur. There was also a Maia called Sauron. And an…
…the Bowman glanced upward again, at the now raven-less sky. As a curious aside, he added: “Do the lords of the Stiffbeards have a…ah…toteemi?” he forced his mouth to work…
…others began to assemble around her. “Did any of you see him?” “Who do you speak of?” asked Mablung. “Daehir. I saw himÂ… ” “Yes,” cut in Túreb. “I saw…
…long. (ah-oh, ah-oh) Oh…And buy him a new suit, it will look real dapper: One with a red tie and ee’n a jacket of blue velour- Oh, uh… and maybe…
…the night, his cloak billowing out behind him and not even dignifying Aragorn with an answer. ‘Where are you going?’ ‘Away from anyone else I can hurt; I go to…
…fun, and inspired by Lady of Imladris’ Aragorn’s Inbox and Klose’s Galadriel’s Inbox. If anyone else has posted a Legolas’ Inbox then I haven’t seen it. I hope you all…
…fatherÂ’s parties. And youÂ’ve already ruined your Dwarven image- how many Dwarves boast of companionship to an Elf? The answerÂ’s simple: THEY DONÂ’T. They donÂ’t want to be within a…