Something Scary (in Fanfiction)
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…discuss the ring! Senator E: Don’t be silly, we already fixed the vice-presidents phone. Sam:(standing up and pulling out a frying pan.) Don’t you be funny with Mister Frodo!! Senator…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…to Double Take, where eleven contestants do whatever I tell them to so that they have a chance to win! Now it’s time to meet the contestants! Contestant Number One…
…“Yes, number! All orcs in Barad-Dûr have a number! What is your? Answer!” “I-I-I h-have no n-number..” Erishnak whimpered. The human warriors looked at each other. “What are you doing…
…NO RIVENDELL! NO LOTHLORIEN! GIMME BACK THOSE TICKETS! GIMME! He runs around, snatching back the tickets. He holds the little slips of paper to his chest. Jeff: It’s mine! Mine!…
…to Cape Town, South Africa. With Aragorn and Arwen being in charge of the trip, they got to book the aeroplane tickets. The groups were as followed: Group 1-Aragorn, Arwen…
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