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on: March 06, 2015 03:16
he got triple dog dared

why do hobbits love mushrooms?
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on: March 07, 2015 04:04
Their absolute favorite was actually coconuts, but with their fear of heights and climbing they ultimately found them to be too inconvenient, and so settled on second best because mushrooms are much easier to harvest.

Why was shoe-making a craft that never prospered in the Shire?
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on: March 08, 2015 05:01
The shire was cursed with terrible shoe makers, due to an incident when a cheeky hobbit stole a pair of fine shoes off of an elf. The hairy feet were an adaption to the new no-good-shoes curse.

Why did the sons of Feanor not just give up after failing many times?
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on: March 08, 2015 06:31
They really had nothing better to do.

why dose Gollom only eat raw fish?
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on: March 08, 2015 10:28
He was once very ill, after eating cooked fish. Being the master of logic that he is, he decided to never again eat cooked fish, but only to eat it raw.

Why is Bilbo reluctant to go on the adventure?
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on: March 08, 2015 12:35
He didn't want to miss Middle Earth Idol.

Why did Arwen live in Lorien?
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on: March 09, 2015 07:22
"Find the Halfling!"

She was partial to lembas which her father refused to allow in Rivendell.

Why did Faramir hang on the old armour he had been given as a child?
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on: March 10, 2015 11:00
He had dreams of modifying it and fastening it to a dog and going to battle with his dog at his side.


How can the Hobbits eat so much lembas?
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on: March 11, 2015 04:06
It only comes in bite-sized pieces so it takes a lot to fill them up.

How on earth did Sam manage to carry Frodo up Mount Doom?

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on: March 13, 2015 05:18
Sam had secretly been eating more than his share of the Lembas, so naturally Frodo was pretty wasted, while Sam was therefore able to carry Frodo up the mountain.

Why didn't Treebeard give Marry and Pippin enough of the Ent-draughts to let them grow to, say seven feet tall, instead of limiting them to (Hobbit-record, oh yippee!) four feet six inches?
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on: March 13, 2015 06:38
"Find the Halfling!"

He wasn't fond of overly tall humans, dwarfs, men or Hobbits because they would knock against his branches when he wasn't moving.

Why did Goldberry decide to do marry Tom Bombadil?
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on: March 13, 2015 08:48
Are you serious? The only "competition" around where they lived were Hobbits!!!

Why was Queen Beruthiel so fixed on cats?
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on: March 13, 2015 11:30
because one time, a dog stole her potato chips

why did Beren stare at Lúthien?
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on: March 14, 2015 10:09
"Find the Halfling!"

He couldn't get over the size of the wart she had on the end of her nose.

Why did Lúthien dance for Morgoth?

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on: March 15, 2015 05:18
She was trying to get Morgoth's attention, as he was the only guy to ever ignore her.

How did Ancalagon (the legend that is), manage to be defeated by some eagles?
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on: March 17, 2015 11:59
He knocked himself senseless when he accidentally ran into the side of Vingilot and was easily overcome.

What happened when he fell to the ground?
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on: March 17, 2015 12:42
The chicken crossed the road.

Why didn't Huan talk more?
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on: March 17, 2015 11:35
he knows no one will listen anyway.

why did Elrond hold the council on a deck?
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on: March 18, 2015 04:29
He didn't want anyone dropping food on the newly polished floors in the house.

Why was Aragorn sitting in the gloom reading when Boromir came across him?
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on: March 19, 2015 12:30
He had a headache and the harsh lights of the fire pained him.

Why did the wait so long to fix the sword that was broken?
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on: March 19, 2015 02:34
He wanted to pay of his loan first.

Did Eoywn ever learn to cook?
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on: March 19, 2015 03:46
yes, but only after both robert irvine and gordon ramsay helped her.

why are eflings to well behaved.
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on: March 20, 2015 04:42
I'm so good!

Who said that they were? I know of some prankster elfling twins in Rivendell...

Why are Elves so serious?
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on: March 20, 2015 06:12
Because they lost their sense of humor when Ori insulted their green food.

Why does Gandalf wear a hat?
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on: March 21, 2015 12:54
he has a serious case of dandruff. Ever wonder why he never wheres black?

How did Tom meet Goldberry?
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on: March 21, 2015 07:16
She was stealing his porridge when he came back from a walk.

What happened to the Entwives?
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on: March 21, 2015 10:48
they lost track of time while at the mall.

what is the secret recipe for lambas bread?
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on: March 21, 2015 06:14
Manflesh and Orc blood

How did Theodred die?
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on: March 23, 2015 04:00
"Thranduil is Awesome!"

He was pierced by an Orc arrow and fell from the battlements during the Battle of Helm's Deep.

How did Gandalf manage to kill the Balrog of Moria?
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on: March 24, 2015 01:00
he didn't, he just told him he was naughty and put him in the corner for a time out.

Where did the blue wizards go?
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on: March 24, 2015 01:01
What? The Balrog isn't dead; It was just a practical joke they play all the time when Gandalf passes through. They were hiding under the cliff having a big chuckle over the whole thing.

Why did Bilbo write his adventures down in a book?

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on: March 24, 2015 02:31
Because his computer caught a virus and was in for repairs

Where did the blue wizards go?
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on: March 24, 2015 10:33
"Thranduil is Awesome!"

They went: Image "Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz." Image

Why did Boromir attend the Council of Elrond instead of Faramir?
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on: March 26, 2015 03:17
Faramir was too busy playing the XBox.

Why did Smaug not burn Bilbo and the other Dwarves before leaving to go burn the village?
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on: March 26, 2015 07:16
Because he thought that Bilbo was just a Petty-Dwarf. Image Image

Why did Gandalf choose Bilbo to accompany the Dwarves to the Lonely Mountain instead of a full-blooded Took?

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