…Mongrel! Gimli: Fairy! Legolas: Gnome! Gimli: You can hardly tell your women apart from your men! Legolas: At least our women don’t have beards! Gimli: *GASP* Take that back! (Legolas…
…blond elves in Las Vegas, I mean, where Galadriel lives. Since I am not an essential character in this portion of the plot, Smeagol and I have decided to spend…
…of the group, he flashed them a mega-watt smile that had probably used up all if not most of the batteries needed to keep Las Vegas alight at night. However,…
…“Ugh! I hate that movie!” Legolas whined, “Turn it down!” “You only hate it ’cause that one guy looks like you,” Merry snapped. “He posed off of me, obviously,” Legolas…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…their numbers leading up to where Legolas knew the sewer system was… “Togo hon dad! Legolas! Naga hon!” Legolas was already reaching for an arrow as Aragorn yelled at him….
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…you were, when you were going to come again.” Legolas smiled. “Well now he has his answer. Hopefully he has come over his ‘Uncle Leg’las’ stage.” Aragorn laughed as Legolas…
…um, Legolas! That was it! Aut: Why? *Legolas appears melodramatically* Leggy: {melodramatically}Why not? All know that er, um, — what are we called anyway? Elves, that’s it!–elves are the wisest…
…Legolas’s chin, indicating him to rise, which he did. “You said it yourself, Legolas. Time to go back to Gondor.” *** Legolas trudged along behind Eldarion. His weapons had long…
…who enjoyed being cooped up under a roof when the sun was shining. He much preferred the trees and gardens surrounding the Last Homely House, to the lavish rooms and…