The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole (in Fanfiction)
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…pattern number), using some cheap red fabric for the arms, and (accidentally!) a darker red for the body. This was because the amount of fabric I bought was for the…
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
…didnÂ’t know there was a project with such a designation. Mr. Moria had a lot of secrets.” He clicked a few more times. DAY 855: Lost contact with sublevels C-12…
The Return of the Fellowship of the Two Towers of the King’s Ring A Lord of the Rings Travesty Written by FindecanoElessar THE BEGINNING OF THE FILM (Galadriel starts to…