Gandalf Gets Promoted (in Fanfiction)
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…and Rosie is still on the floor, unconcious. Pippin: Oh, my cell phone! (He answers it) Hello? Yes, this is he. Oh, boy! (He hangs up his cell phone.) Merry:…
…to request a link exchange by contacting the links admin (Elenisil) or adding your link to our list. Only sites with lots of good content and originality and creativity usually…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…the final chapter. Enjoy! Chapter four: Number 3 Bagshot Row Frodo bounded from the cart along with two elder hobbits who knew the Gamgees. He met them at the inn…
Dual number We already know three forms in which a noun can appear: singular, plural and partitive plural. Quenya however still has a fourth form: the dual. The dual number…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…countries. And I have an offer for you.” “An offer?” President Ronald sounded surprised. “What could you have to offer me?” “You will disband the United Nations, disband the United…