The Fellowship’s Road Trip (in Fanfiction)
…Okay okay! Have the halfling! Aragorn: (cuts its tentacles) What about the tickets? Watcher: They’re on the house! Go! Enjoy! AHHHH!! Leave me alone! Narrator: The fellowship returned to the…
…Okay okay! Have the halfling! Aragorn: (cuts its tentacles) What about the tickets? Watcher: They’re on the house! Go! Enjoy! AHHHH!! Leave me alone! Narrator: The fellowship returned to the…
…just happen to have a Honda! I got stopped SEVEN times on my way home! And I got SEVEN tickets! And they made me listen to Clay Aiken all the…
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
…love? oooooo Is it love? Baby I need you Don’t leave me Ever Don’t leave me Don’t leave me I don’t want another, Cheap brand of lather This my face…
…In the last few days of M-E If the fabric is cheap I’ll rinse it according to the label The this dress is so soft and warm! Wearing my new…
…getting people killed. Merry- No, that’s all you’re good for. Pippin- Hey! Merry- It’s true. Pippin- I know, but cheap shot. Merry- I’m gonna do something heroic before the end….
…conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you. (Bilbo runs into Gandalf’s arms, weeping) Gandalf: All your long years we’ve been friends….
…he had to breath, and The One KeyRing sank. In a fury, the orcs shot Hesildur. Hesildur died. For a few eons The One KeyRing sat at the bottom of…
…some conjurer of cheap tricks! *Pulls bunny out of pointy hat* Bilbo- Eeeeek! Gandalf- I forgot you’re afraid of bunnies! Bilbo- I better leave before Frodo gets here and starts…
…left his home as soon as he could, at seventeen and got a cheap apartment where he’s living now. He and his parents used to live in america, but they…